Don't you just hate it when the first thing that happens when you log on your computer on a Monday morning is none other than a *BLING*. And then a stupid bot on your AIM messages you when you were expecting an actual friend instead to talk to vent or shoot the shit about Mondays. Anyhow, I thought I'd have some fun this time and paste random quotes from Pulp Fiction by non other than the great Samuel Jackson. Enjoy!
10:02:03 liakraytsbergl…
Hey there stud :-)
10:02:17 me
bot
10:02:32 liakraytsbergl…
:-) heya
10:03:10 me
You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at?
10:03:34 liakraytsbergl…
What i got is time to chat! lol I'm so bored today
10:03:53 me
I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?
10:04:19 liakraytsbergl…
whats up, I found your username on a yahoo member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
10:04:33 me
My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit
10:04:58 liakraytsbergl…
what's wrong?
10:05:02 me
I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
10:05:20 liakraytsbergl…
im not desperate hehe i just enjoy talking to ppl online :-) especially via webcam
10:05:25 me
What country are you from?
10:05:53 liakraytsbergl…
Well I'm from California near downtown area of Los Angeles
10:06:03 me
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
10:06:25 liakraytsbergl…
dont i know you?
10:06:29 me
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
10:06:56 liakraytsbergl…
are you signed up to any dating sites? i met a lot of cool people on adult friend finder, and only weirdos on fling lol
10:07:25 me
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
10:07:56 liakraytsbergl…
ya well, i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things :-) anytime i take a break from school work i jump online
10:08:17 me
Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
10:08:42 liakraytsbergl…
well...i am a true "autagonistophiliac" which means I have a fetish for being on camera :-) you can google it if you dont believe me! lol
10:08:47 me
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?
10:09:12 liakraytsbergl…
have you ever used CamCrush? its a site that allows us to chat, and even go live like skype
10:09:17 me
No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?
10:09:36 liakraytsbergl…
they give you a unique page, I can give u my link if u want ;-)
10:09:43 me
Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
10:10:11 liakraytsbergl…
http://www.aim-livechat.com go there and my video will load, just click the "Accept Invite" button on the bottom left before it expires, and it'll connect us..if you're camera shy you dont have to show yourself, I'M the one with the fetish remember LOL
10:10:24 me
Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger?
10:10:52 liakraytsbergl…
im always either on the phone or online, im a chat addict lol...i dont normally give my number out but if you meet me in the chat and I get comfortable with you we can talk on the phone
10:10:55 me
Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
10:11:13 liakraytsbergl…
yea and i'll do whatever you want me to do...
10:11:28 me
A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
10:11:53 liakraytsbergl…
hey to you to
10:11:56 me
Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system. What's in this?
10:12:14 liakraytsbergl…
my number is 206-222-1648...my phone is dead, so give it a few minutes to charge, and please dont go give that out! lol...come talk to me over on the chat site
10:12:19 me
Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
10:12:39 liakraytsbergl…
its free, they ask for info for age verification...but I know you're not a kid and im sure i'll keep you entertained though :-)
10:12:50 me
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.
10:13:17 liakraytsbergl…
what's wrong?
10:13:57 me
Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
10:14:25 liakraytsbergl…
what's wrong?
10:14:27 me
Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
10:14:50 liakraytsbergl…
i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time sorta like a skype, fill out your info, its only for age verification :-) k?
10:14:52 me
Would you give a guy a foot massage?
10:15:20 liakraytsbergl…
i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded, just watched!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam :-) just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
10:15:22 me
You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
10:15:52 liakraytsbergl…
i wish i could jump on your lap and rub u down to wake you up :-)
10:16:16 me
Want some bacon?
10:16:35 liakraytsbergl…
credit card is just to verify your age, it's free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member
10:16:39 me
Are you Jewish?
10:16:54 liakraytsbergl…
i wish i could put your face in between my tits! ;-)
10:17:03 me
Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
