Web Professionals, Explained in Boxes

If you are a web professional like me and especially if you are in the User Experience field, with a title like "Information Architect", you may have had similar experiences while trying to explain to non-web professionals what it is exactly that you do. After much trial and error and not being satisfied with telling people that I am just "a web designer" (and then subsequently hearing requests to design their friend's website or to create another version of facebook for them for $200 and a slice of pizza), I have begun to just tell people that I meet here and there that "I draw boxes". Amazingly, I began to realize that every position and every title within the web and digital world, can be explained in boxes! Allow me to demonstrate:

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Experience Director - "I plan boxes"

Information Architect - "I draw boxes"

Functional Analyst - "I write about boxes"

Designer - "I color boxes"

Developer - "I build boxes"

Content Strategist - "I name boxes"

Quality Assurance - "I complain about boxes"

Project Manager - "I talk about boxes"

Web Operarions - "I connect boxes"

Database Engineer - "I keep boxes"

Analytics - "I count boxes"

Webmaster - "I maintain boxes"

Content Editor - "I fill in boxes"

SEO - "I find boxes"

Marketing Director - "I promote boxes"

Social Media Manager - "I share boxes"

Client - "I pay for boxes"

Target User - "I click on boxes"

Non User - "I hate boxes"

Hacker - "I destroy boxes"

Office Dog - "I chew boxes"